Ennui Of My Own Design, Part III: Listenin’ To Jackyl
Good goddamn, I love heavy metal music!
Before anyone asks: Yes, Gary was at Woodstock ‘94. If you look really closely you can see him next to the crowd surfer in this video. I’m serious! And there were chainsaws! Truths! All truths!
What else? Oh, yeah—Stevie Scungilli! What a hip young chap he is. Nice chin, too! You’ll be seeing a bit more of him in the future, I’m sure of it.
And poor Kreemie. Poor, annoyed Kreemie. He’ll live, though. Right? Right.
NEXT WEEK: Ennui Of My Own Design, Part IV: If It Feels This Good Gettin’ Used…
Hortamur fari, quo sanguine cretus.