You Light Up My Life, Part I -- The Girl Of Kreemie's Dreamies
What would you do if an inscrutable young woman of Eastern European descent walked into your deli and wanted a roast beef sandwich? Would you fall in love?
Yes. Yes you would. Of course you would . You'd get all hot 'n bothered. You'd come to be delirious and euphoric. And delusional. Like Kreemie.
And then your boss would walk into the frame in nothing but his skivvies. And you and your dream partner would be mortified. That's what would happen. Because that's how life is.
NEXT WEEK: You Light Up My Life, Part II . I know it was you, Gary! You broke my heart! YOU BROKE MY HEART.
Quien me amat, amet et canum meum.